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DOGS RULE Shirt for Humans



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You know it, we know it, that guy who saw you with a full cart in the pet aisle knows it: you’re a bad b*tch, but you raised a good dog. And now you’ve got the swag to prove it.

Being a dog person means living life to the tune of dogs’ greatest hits, each one better than the last. And you know what? You’ll never be ashamed of your doggy voice. Now all you have to do is brush off the haters like it’s dog hair on your shirt.

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S: Body Length: 28" Chest Width: 19”
M: Body Length: 29” Chest Width: 20.5”
L: Body Length: 30” Chest Width: 22”
XL: Body Length: 31” Chest Width: 24”

Stupendous Feature

100% Cotton, Unisex sizing, seriously rad vibes.

We treat your pup right. Happiness Guaranteed.

Fetch it Fast

Orders will be delivered in 5–10 days.

Free shipping on orders over $35.

Our Pack Has Your Back

If your dog doesn’t love it, email us at and we'll make it right for your pup!

Free Returns

If something isn’t right when it arrives, let us know and we’ll refund or replace it at no charge. Learn more.

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